I pinch...

When Matthew and I first started dating he showed me the Honda crab commercial and ever since then we've had a long standing joke. Whenever I feel like scaring or annoying him, I lean towards him and creepily say, "I pinch" and he shudders and cries, "Nooooo!"

It's cute. Maybe you have to have been there from the beginning to understand.

So........

I pinch.